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The Funny Old Woman.

An old woman was goin to lagos from calabar, she told the driver; "driver, if u reach Benin stop me o!" The driver nodded and then she shouted again" my children, una don hear wetin I tell am? Everybody responded YES MA. On the long journey to lagos, everybody slept off but this woman never blinked. They didnt no dat she doesn't know Benin. After several hours of driving, and lagos is closeby while Benin is about 4hrs behind, the poor woman then asked; driver you never reach benin ni? Ooooh!! The driver exclaimed; madam benin is like 4hours behind us. The woman started crying "take me back to Benin, abeg I no wan wahala o!!!" After all said and considering the age of the woman it was agreed, that the driver should turn back to Benin. On getting to benin, the driver came down, opened the door and told the woman she is in Benin. The woman opened her hand bag, brought out a sachet of panadol, removed two tablets and swallowed it with the bottle water she was with. She then smiled and said; Na my daughter said if I reach Benin, make i take 2 tablets of panadol, Oya! Make we dey go lagos.

Thank's for read my article The Funny Old Woman.
Created at 2013-04-17 12:57:24
Tags: Funny , joke , Sms


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2014-11-21 10:05:21

sem to u pir ajaw

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