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What sex can do

1. It makes u religious: oh god, yes oh my god, jessussss.

2. It gives u ur 1st singing lesson: mmmmm, owwwww, awwhh.

3. It makes u a natural competitor: fast, faster, faster faster.

4. U announce ur own obituary: yeee ah! Ur killing me, am dying, oh am finished, gosh! Am dead

5. Some babes suddenly turn terrorist: scatter it, destroy it, dnt v mercy juz tear it.

6. It makes u respectful: gve it 2 me pls, pls am begging pls pls

7. It brings out d loyalty in u: i luv u, u r d owner, no1 else, u r d best.

8. It turns some into beggers: yea pls dnt stop, dont stop juz continue pls.

9. U go come dey answer d call of ur ancestors wey no1 else go hear except u: yes im coming, am cooooomming, am cooooooooooming

Thank's for read my article What sex can do
Created at 2013-04-20 12:22:42
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