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An
old woman was goin to lagos
from calabar, she told
the driver; "driver,
if u reach Benin stop me o!" The
driver nodded and
then she shouted
again" my children,
una don hear wetin
I tell am? Everybody
responded YES MA.
On the long
journey to lagos,
everybody slept
off but this woman never blinked.
They didnt no dat
she doesn't know
Benin. After
several hours of
driving, and lagos is closeby while
Benin is about 4hrs
behind, the
poor woman then
asked; driver you
never reach benin ni? Ooooh!! The
driver exclaimed;
madam benin is like
4hours behind us.
The woman
started crying "take me back to
Benin, abeg I no
wan wahala o!!!"
After all said and
considering the
age of the woman it was agreed, that
the driver should
turn back to Benin.
On getting to
benin, the driver
came down, opened the door
and told the
woman she is in
Benin.
The woman
opened her hand bag, brought out a
sachet of panadol,
removed two
tablets and
swallowed it with
the bottle water she was with. She
then smiled and
said; Na my
daughter said if I
reach Benin, make i
take 2 tablets of panadol, Oya!
Make we dey go lagos.
Thank's for read my article
The Funny Old Woman.Created at 2013-04-17 12:57:24
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