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A Community pastor was getting tired of
hearing his
congregation confess of adultery every time.
So, he told the community to adopt saying
they have "fallen"
& not go into details.
(As he would understand)
The old Pastor died & Pastor Akpors - a new
pastor from
outside the town was sworn in.
Everyday people go to him & say they have
fallen.
Pastor Akpors being concerned & not
knowing what's going on
called the village chief & said to him,
"I think u should get the pavements fixed,
people tell me that
they have fallen everyday."
The Chief laughed hysterically knowing
exactly what it means.
"Don't laugh" says Pastor Akpors.
"Your wife fell 7 times this week"
The chief fainted.
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Pastor AkporsCreated at 2013-04-20 21:38:50
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