A Community pastor was getting tired of hearing his congregation confess of adultery every time.

So, he told the community to adopt saying they have "fallen" & not go into details. (As he would understand)

The old Pastor died & Pastor Akpors - a new pastor from outside the town was sworn in.

Everyday people go to him & say they have fallen.

Pastor Akpors being concerned & not knowing what's going on called the village chief & said to him,

"I think u should get the pavements fixed, people tell me that they have fallen everyday."

The Chief laughed hysterically knowing exactly what it means.

"Don't laugh" says Pastor Akpors. "Your wife fell 7 times this week"

The chief fainted.
A Community pastor was getting tired of hearing his congregation confess of adultery every time. So, he told the community to adopt saying they have "fallen" & not go into details. (As he would understand) The old Pastor died & Pastor Akpors - a new pastor from outside the town was sworn in. Everyday people go to him & say they have fallen. Pastor Akpors being concerned & not knowing what's going on called the village chief & said to him, "I think u should get the pavements fixed, people tell me that they have fallen everyday." The Chief laughed hysterically knowing exactly what it means. "Don't laugh" says Pastor Akpors. "Your wife fell 7 times this week" The chief fainted. more @ http://oluchi.yn.lt/Fun/Sms_Collection