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Babes as you go home for Xmas, this is how to know where guys came back from.

(1) Any guy with too many pictures and plenty story is from London (he has no money)
 (2) Any guy that shares knock-out and balloons is from China (he has no money and he is not going back)
 (3) Any guy that wears singlet every were he goes is from Lagos (he has no money, he just came to eat mama thank u)
 (4) Any guy that wears kito slippers is from Togo, Gabon or Cotonou (he has no money, he came so that mama will help him borrow money from the village meeting) 
(5) Any guy that ties head-tie or wears big combat short is from USA, (they are stingy)
 (6) Any guy that wears ear ring and has a macho stature is from South Africa (he has no money, he only came to the villa to hide from narcotic police)
 (7) Any guy that wears Jersey is from Spain, Germany, France or Brazil (shishi them no get and na them do shakara pass)
 (8) Any guy that has red coloured paper money is from Korea (their money is near to zero value)
 (9) Any guy that wears tracksuit always is from Canada (they have small but na only drink they fit buy for you)
 (10) Anyone that carries gadgets like laptop, iphone and bb up n down come from Malaysia and he go sell all of them by January to complete travel money. Stay with your man oooo, to avoid had I know in january,by that time you no go see them again.......... ...I don talk my own

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Created at 2013-12-18 10:23:36
Tags: Funny , Girls , Sms , xmas


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Kumare anath sahu
2017-02-23 09:06:47

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Kumare sinu
2017-02-23 09:05:41

I love you sinu

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